it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize