maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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