How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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