u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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