I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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