How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
