Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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