Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to have your abortion
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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