let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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