I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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