if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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