loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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