can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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