dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Randomize