I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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