Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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