apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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