I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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