He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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