dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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