Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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