i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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