So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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