All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I love you. Go after that dick
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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