I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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