Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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