How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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