I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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