it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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