YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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