I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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