He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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