I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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