A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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