are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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