Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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