she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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