so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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