theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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