normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
is wine microwaveable?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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