I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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