You work out of a Hotel?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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