just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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