Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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