this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize