they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How does it feel to date your dad?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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