You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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