"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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