Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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