Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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