I smell stomach acid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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