Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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