Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This house was built for laser tag.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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