do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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