i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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