thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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