o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
