my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
