we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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