He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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