Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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