school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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